Thursday, 21 September 2006

Corpse Humping..... The Kids Love It:::


1. corpse hump
In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeatedly squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.

"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!" - The Definition Of Corpse Humping @ UrbanDictionary.com

Now Halo gets the credit for the CH phenomena but it goes further back than that.
My first ever experience of Corpse Humping came when playing Counter Strike on a friends 56k modem connection, and yes i was a regular ingame "bike" that night.
After the initial shock of having my digital representation "shagged" by what was probably a 14yr old from Belgium, i decided it was worth a try. My very next kill got the nailing of its life, "crouch - uncrouch - crouch - uncrouch" "oh yeah n00b get some". as it turned out, it was a TKill and my added celebration promptly got us ushered from the server.... oh well.

Used as a taunt or an added insult... or most of the time... both, getting CH cuts deeper. Full riots have taken place in Counter Strike servers due to the wrong dude getting digitally humped. And with games that have an added Prone position, i.e Battlefield 2, this action gets rather too intimate, but its still funny as hell and beats any possible verbal putdown. The following isnt actually BF2 but its very good and shows just the exact technique i am talking about.

Sorry i tried to embed this video from youtube but it wasnt for having any of it... dunno why really.... so here is the url
Cheers to Bagel22690
  • Corpse Humping, A Proffesionals Guide


  • With the release of BF2142 barely a month away... (hopefully), i have decided to rekindle my love affair with humping dead pixelated soldiers and futuristic ones will just makes it more interesting, like having your GF dress up in a sheep costume, (so a friend tells me).

    One of the latest features of the BF series is the addition of "dogtags", every player has them,
    and if you gut a player with the knife, you get to take his (or her) dogtags, which then get displayed on your profile page. PC Format reckons this will help stop the grusome practice of CHumping, well all i can say to that is "not feckin likley mate" i am planning to hump some poor fecker withing the first round of my first ever game and get the proof!. here to Corpse Humping!

    Cheers

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